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I am Lauren.
I`m an annoying 19 year old, who reblogs way too fucking much about pretty much nothing. I make shit jokes and laugh at them.
I suck at most things, and I`m sure all of my friends hate me. Why not follow me? c;
Or you can follow my OBVIOUSLY hilarious twitter page.
sun-sag, moon-aqu, rise-cap

anotherdamnposer:

Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.

Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.

Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

(via epicmurdock)

Personality Types

Name: Lauren

Western Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Chinese Zodiac: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig

Celtic Zodiac [x]: Birch (the Achiever), Rowan (the Thinker), Ash (the Enchanter), Alder (the Trailblazer), Willow (the Observer), Hawthorn (the Illusionist), Oak (the Stabilizer), Holly (the Ruler), Hazel (the Knower), Vine (the Equalizer), Ivy (the Survivor), Reed (the Inquisitor), Elder (the Seeker) 

Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ, ENTP

The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine

Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6,Type 7, Type 8,Type 9 

Soul type [x]: Sage, Server, Scholar, King, Artisan, Priest, Warrior

(Source: jethrocane, via sister-of-mercy)

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

(via damedonger)

aspergersissues:

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before or not. It’s still amazing enough to risk posting again, so here it is.

aspergersissues:

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before or not. It’s still amazing enough to risk posting again, so here it is.

ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

(via pizza)

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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